Well I'll tell you, Old Archie tried to put the screw on a little Chinese fella coz he fancied the Jade Pi he was wearing around his neck on a gold chain but the Chinese wouldn't let him have it, on account that his mother had given it to him for good luck, so.... He grabbed the little guy by the throat and proceeded to shake the life out of him, when along came Harry Stottle from the Lyceum with young Alex the Macedonian kid, Alex said " I think we should give that old geezer a hand" Harry (being philosophical) replied "What ever, am I bovvered?" O.K. says Alex "I'll do it on my own" and proceeds to give Archie a whack over the head with a bit of 4X4 that happened to be lying nearby and brained the thieving git. Alex, being a big lad, hit him a bit too hard so Archie turned up his toes which was a bit of a shame coz he was about to invent the Turbine Harvester but then "What comes around goes around"
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Date: 2008-03-15 07:06 am (UTC)O.K. says Alex "I'll do it on my own" and proceeds to give Archie a whack over the head with a bit of 4X4 that happened to be lying nearby and brained the thieving git. Alex, being a big lad, hit him a bit too hard so Archie turned up his toes which was a bit of a shame coz he was about to invent the Turbine Harvester but then "What comes around goes around"